darkknight1: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest habited island. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back.

kal-el: whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
slap a mosquito and itll stop sucking

darkknight1: Lol

kal-el: why are blonds coffins shaped like a triangle?
because they cant help spreading there legs when they lie down

smily: I hope no blonde reads this

darkknight1: I agree smily