darkknight1: Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"11-12-11 08:59
darkknight1: Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? - She sold her car for it.11-12-11 08:58
darkknight1: A blonde explains to another blonde friend: -" I failed the drive test. I entered the circle-way and the sign said "30" so I drove 30 times around." And the other one says:-"You probably counted wrong."11-12-11 08:58
darkknight1: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walked in and ordered a drink. The redhead walked in and asked the bartender "Can I have an RW?"- "What is an RW?"-"Red Wine, duh." Then the brunette walked in and ordered a WW.The bartender asked what that was. "
uh, White Wine." The blonde walked in and ordered a 15 .The bartender asked what that was and she replied "uh, a 7 and 7!"11-12-11 08:57
