f3ar: A blond and a redhead jump off of the Empire State Building. Which 1 hits the ground 1st??? The redhead. . . The blond had 2 stop nd ask 4 directions on the way down!!!

madsolo: What do you call a smart blonde? a golden retriever

jry16: Why was the blondes belly button bruised?»»»because her husbands blond 2!

skatergirl13: 3 male construction workers were on a building under construction.1 was blonde,1 was a brunette,and the last was a redhead.the brunette opened his lunch box,"AW MAN!! baloney again!if i get baloney 1 more time,i'm gonna jump off this building!".the readhead opened his lunch box,"ang-it!! peannut butter and jelly again!!if i get PB&J 1 more time,i'm gonna jump!".the blonde opened his lunch box,"WTH?! peanut butter and honey again!if i get PB & honey 1 more time,i'm gonna jump!!"

the next day:
the brunette opened his lunch box,"i got it again.well,i guess this is goodbye..." and he jumps.the redhead opened his lunch box,"ugh....again?!goodbye..."and he jumps.the blonde opened his lunch box,"i guess i'll have to join them..." and he jumps.

at the funeral:
the wives of the brunette and redhead are crying hard,but the blonde's wife is laughing."WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!your husband just died!!" said the crying wives.the blonde's wife said,"he packed his own lunch."