proman: To steel all your magic scrolls of your world and take it back to my worl and be the moust powerful!

sojourn: I did this because I'm rich and can't be seen with a low lvl boost sword. I'm not allowed to wield my mighty tmob axe in the lands of capcom. So I journeyed to your new lands to...

lumeria: Huntd down that priest and clubd him til he cried stop plz stop ill explain y i did this to your town

ch0ps: the towns peaple army refuse to buy any capcom products. the smith forges golf club and thay....

lumeria: Destroy the priest and where he comes from.so the towns people form a army

1nfam0us: ... To poop him off!