cope4tanner: then anoobis got his throat slit

anoobis: But one day, a boy grew a mustache and transformed into a guy. Weeks later he grew a beard. Then he went to the guy who thought he ruled the world and gave him a dynamite candy. The guy was very hungry and started chewing the candy. Suddenly the dynamite blew off and as a result the guy who thought he ruled the world died. But the boy with the beard fell in love with the guy's wife. They got married. One year later that guy who thought he ruled the world came back to life and went to see his wife. What he saw was horrifying. His wife had grown a beard and had 4 bearded sons. Then they guy who thought he ruled the world made a circus and told his bearded wife and sons to perform in it.

ink: Until the world eventually went into chaos.

bastard_sword: i killed the whole army of priests n ruled the world forever

andre2200: just as the preist sumond a whole army of preists

jack445: so i picked up the magic scroll, strangled the preist with it, then destroyed it