melkor: I`m right here Saladin. Then dreamer kept on not telling us about the new game never talked to us. And melkor became immortal and your subprime overload.

darthvader524: Then something very unexpected happened. All the rapists in the world came to Paladin City and took the Priest away to...

blueformalgaming: but blue soon peed on everyone

night_elf: And Night_Elf gave him a towel to wipe it off

cavs-rule: then cavs threw up on melkors face

cope4tanner: melkor was stoned to death