melkor: This is a crack comody where ANYTHING is posible. like random implosions etc. let the story begin! Melkor woke up feeling strangely compable. he sat up in his bed and saw....

itsuki: A huge lump of mashed potatoes. It crawled up to him and said

firesage: "Eat Me" and then it

yukio: Made babies inside of melkors mouth. Then it started to

melkor: shoot boudicas at melkor."AHHHHHHH!!!!"he screamed, while slowwwwlyyyyyyy peeing his pantys.

affiance: Each boudica spawned a jecht, ensuring mass destruction with its ban hammer. Melkor barely managed to escape. But melkor had never seen the outside world, and what he saw was so astonishing, so suprising, so pee-inducing he again peed his pants. What he saw was