itsuki: Melkor attempted to drive the tank, destroying everything in sight. But then an army of skeletons wearing sombreros led by Michael Jackson flooded the streets, and melkor knew there was only one thing that could stop them.

melkor: A armored asault tank. "use the tank...." mickey mouse said to his head. Melkor then walked over to the tank, Mickey telipathicly telling l
him how to shoot.(but not how to drive)

affiance: Each boudica spawned a jecht, ensuring mass destruction with its ban hammer. Melkor barely managed to escape. But melkor had never seen the outside world, and what he saw was so astonishing, so suprising, so pee-inducing he again peed his pants. What he saw was

melkor: shoot boudicas at melkor."AHHHHHHH!!!!"he screamed, while slowwwwlyyyyyyy peeing his pantys.

yukio: Made babies inside of melkors mouth. Then it started to

firesage: "Eat Me" and then it